"...and currently study Media Studies at London Metropolitan University- and hating it because it's so boring and a difficult course."
What?!!
http://www.myspace.com/grace_1987
Not the brightest, me thinks...
Yeah, I was looking up random girls, again....before you ask.
Friday, August 18, 2006
Gonna regret that in the morning...
Just heard a couple having a fight outside the house. The guy used the best line ever...
...no, you need to get over yourself. You need to get over your chips....your dips...you need to get over yourself.
Once he'd finished his little speech, she walked off and he followed sheepishly behind...obviously got nowhere else to go. Poor Bastard's just screwed any chance he was gonna have of sex tonight. I pitty the fool.
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>>Sent via mobile phone<<
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
'Bathers' without the 'S'
Just had an e-mail from the lead singer of a band called "TheTechnical" (no, they're not big). Seems he's called "Luke Bather" or, to his mates; "Bather".
That's some weird shit that.
http://www.thetechnical.co.uk/
That's some weird shit that.
http://www.thetechnical.co.uk/
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Jonesey and *that* Ironing Board
The (in)famous moment put to music....
Dirty Version
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
Romantic Version
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
Dirty Version
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
Romantic Version
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
Friday, August 11, 2006
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Ever Onward IBM...
Without giving anything away about who I work for...
http://barry_froggatt.users.btopenworld.com/songbook.html
How good is that? I think they should bring it back!
My personal favourites...
TO OUR I. B. M. BOARD OF DIRECTORS
Tune: "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah"
1. Our I. B. M. Directors are all great commercial men;
They’re U. S. A.’s financial kings of learned acumen.
They give us their experience and untiring efforts when
They’re serving the I. B. M.
2. Their wisdom in directing this world service Company
Is yielding benefits to all and our prosperity.
Our I. B. M. promotes good-will and sterling honesty
For all Humanity.
Chorus
Here’s to I. B. M.’s Directors,
And our many fine Stockholders.
International Peace Promoters,
Now known as I. B. M.
TO OUR I. B. M. GIRLS
Tune: "They’re Style All the While"
The office girls surely are always in style,
They greet you with smiles, their welcome’s worth while.
The best in the world are our girls, rank and file,
They’re style all the while - all the while.
They’ve made our I. B. M. complete and worth while,
They work and they smile-so sweetly they smile;
Tall, short, thin and stout girls-they win by a mile -
With heavenly styles all the while.
OUR PRESIDENT'S MOTTO: "THINK"
Tune: "Yankee Doodle"
1. T-H-I-N-K spells THINK --
Our President Watson's motto.
It saves mistakes, lost time and ink.
You'll then do what you ought to.
2. T-H-I-N-K is THINKI
'Tis good for brain and body,
Then dark blue visions change to pink.
And you'll please everybody.
Chorus
T-H-I-N-K that's THINK --
Get ideas big and wholesome;
And you'll not be the missing link,
You'll learn from Mr. Watson.
http://barry_froggatt.users.btopenworld.com/songbook.html
How good is that? I think they should bring it back!
My personal favourites...
TO OUR I. B. M. BOARD OF DIRECTORS
Tune: "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah"
1. Our I. B. M. Directors are all great commercial men;
They’re U. S. A.’s financial kings of learned acumen.
They give us their experience and untiring efforts when
They’re serving the I. B. M.
2. Their wisdom in directing this world service Company
Is yielding benefits to all and our prosperity.
Our I. B. M. promotes good-will and sterling honesty
For all Humanity.
Chorus
Here’s to I. B. M.’s Directors,
And our many fine Stockholders.
International Peace Promoters,
Now known as I. B. M.
TO OUR I. B. M. GIRLS
Tune: "They’re Style All the While"
The office girls surely are always in style,
They greet you with smiles, their welcome’s worth while.
The best in the world are our girls, rank and file,
They’re style all the while - all the while.
They’ve made our I. B. M. complete and worth while,
They work and they smile-so sweetly they smile;
Tall, short, thin and stout girls-they win by a mile -
With heavenly styles all the while.
OUR PRESIDENT'S MOTTO: "THINK"
Tune: "Yankee Doodle"
1. T-H-I-N-K spells THINK --
Our President Watson's motto.
It saves mistakes, lost time and ink.
You'll then do what you ought to.
2. T-H-I-N-K is THINKI
'Tis good for brain and body,
Then dark blue visions change to pink.
And you'll please everybody.
Chorus
T-H-I-N-K that's THINK --
Get ideas big and wholesome;
And you'll not be the missing link,
You'll learn from Mr. Watson.
It's the Airlines Fault!
Well, no. It isn't. Your holiday may be ruined, but big fucking deal. The police have just foiled an attempt to blow up planes...a plane you could have bloody well been on!
Why must the British people always grumble about this shit.
"There are babies crying. Nobody is telling us anything". Bla bla ba. Get a life.
You ungrateful little shits.
Why must the British people always grumble about this shit.
"There are babies crying. Nobody is telling us anything". Bla bla ba. Get a life.
You ungrateful little shits.
Friday, August 04, 2006
I hope I drown or get blown up...
Why the hell would I want to be embalmed?
Look at this...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embalming
Not only am I dead, but some guy gets to wash me down and play with my dead skin to get me to look "normal". I'm dead, the last thing I want is to look like I'm not dead.
If I never get around to writing a will, I hope someone reads this and realises that I do not want to be embalmed or displayed or anything. When I die, I want to be cremated straight away. No embalming, no displays, nothing.
Sometimes I look around me and realise that we really are not as 'developed' as we think we are! What's with this fascination with retaining all sorts of stupid 'traditions'....Like embalming, fox hunting and the worst of all...Religion!
Look at this...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embalming
Not only am I dead, but some guy gets to wash me down and play with my dead skin to get me to look "normal". I'm dead, the last thing I want is to look like I'm not dead.
If I never get around to writing a will, I hope someone reads this and realises that I do not want to be embalmed or displayed or anything. When I die, I want to be cremated straight away. No embalming, no displays, nothing.
Sometimes I look around me and realise that we really are not as 'developed' as we think we are! What's with this fascination with retaining all sorts of stupid 'traditions'....Like embalming, fox hunting and the worst of all...Religion!
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Chaaaaav!!
Welsh Chavs are the best. Look at this guy...
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=14564020
I love his "favourite drinks"..."Stella Artois, Kronenburg, Grolsh and Strongbow".
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=14564020
I love his "favourite drinks"..."Stella Artois, Kronenburg, Grolsh and Strongbow".
6 days on gadgets
Seems I've managed to spend 6 days worth of pay on gadgets from www.ebuyer.co.uk in the last year.
That includes a monitor and digi camera (yes, another one). This one is waterproof and unbreakable tho, so should last longer than the usual ones.
That includes a monitor and digi camera (yes, another one). This one is waterproof and unbreakable tho, so should last longer than the usual ones.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Bolivia Bug
My second favourite thing about this video is that the caption for it give by the poster is "This is a caterpillar that Andrew found on the patio. When you touch it, it rolls up into a ball. He says it is a "Puss" caterpillar. God is astounding in the variety he put into creation". Which is obviously bullshit. But I like to be angered in this way.
The best thing, however, is this response...great stuff (you need the volume on)
The best thing, however, is this response...great stuff (you need the volume on)
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