Just heard a couple having a fight outside the house. The guy used the best line ever...
...no, you need to get over yourself. You need to get over your chips....your dips...you need to get over yourself.
Once he'd finished his little speech, she walked off and he followed sheepishly behind...obviously got nowhere else to go. Poor Bastard's just screwed any chance he was gonna have of sex tonight. I pitty the fool.
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