Thursday, August 10, 2006

Ever Onward IBM...

Without giving anything away about who I work for...

http://barry_froggatt.users.btopenworld.com/songbook.html

How good is that? I think they should bring it back!

My personal favourites...


TO OUR I. B. M. BOARD OF DIRECTORS
Tune: "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah"

1. Our I. B. M. Directors are all great commercial men;
They’re U. S. A.’s financial kings of learned acumen.
They give us their experience and untiring efforts when
They’re serving the I. B. M.

2. Their wisdom in directing this world service Company
Is yielding benefits to all and our prosperity.
Our I. B. M. promotes good-will and sterling honesty
For all Humanity.

Chorus
Here’s to I. B. M.’s Directors,
And our many fine Stockholders.
International Peace Promoters,
Now known as I. B. M.


TO OUR I. B. M. GIRLS
Tune: "They’re Style All the While"

The office girls surely are always in style,
They greet you with smiles, their welcome’s worth while.
The best in the world are our girls, rank and file,
They’re style all the while - all the while.

They’ve made our I. B. M. complete and worth while,
They work and they smile-so sweetly they smile;
Tall, short, thin and stout girls-they win by a mile -
With heavenly styles all the while.



OUR PRESIDENT'S MOTTO: "THINK"
Tune: "Yankee Doodle"

1. T-H-I-N-K spells THINK --
Our President Watson's motto.
It saves mistakes, lost time and ink.
You'll then do what you ought to.

2. T-H-I-N-K is THINKI
'Tis good for brain and body,
Then dark blue visions change to pink.
And you'll please everybody.

Chorus
T-H-I-N-K that's THINK --
Get ideas big and wholesome;
And you'll not be the missing link,
You'll learn from Mr. Watson.

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