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Realisation.

There is nothing more annoying than realising, while waiting for a platform number at a train station, that the only train missing a platform number is yours and the concourse is full of people.

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This one goes out to....

This is a special Kiss FM style shout out to....Bethan Taylor!

Living the high life in Little old Evesham (hopefully that's not enough for all stalkers to find you with).

For now, my favourite.

Here's a drawing of a camel...

Time for more things I HATE.....

All spurned from the [just] instant realisation that I despise S4C (for anyone that doesn't know what S4C is, it's the crappy welsh channel that replaces Channel 4 in Wales). God, it's so shit. Shit Shit Shit. People living in Wales for years (before the advent of digital TV) had to put up with missing programmes such as Spaced, Father Ted, Frasier, Brass Eye and all the other programmes Channel 4 show that essentially mean that English kids are, in general, cooler than Welsh kids.

Welsh kids have no idea. Welsh kids think it's cool to be part of a choir or play the harp! Fuck. This has really annoyed me today. Maybe it's just the job getting to me, but god this has annoyed me.

AAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH.

And also...

• People who stick their noses in their tops when they smell something they don't like.
• The British Rail Network
• The fact that fast food restaurants sell only breakfasts in the morning
• ...and the fact that when you do buy one of their breakfasts; they're shit
• ........and the fact that when it's finally not breakfast time and you can buy a burger - it turns out to be shit also.
• Pro Smoking campaigners.
• Religion (Have I mentioned this one before possibly?)
• Alsa (Spanish coach company)...you know what you did you bastards.
• Batteries - Just shit. Come on someone. sort it out.
• Heavy Laptops....Why!!! It's supposed to be fucking portable!! Portable my arse. I need a steel reinforced bag to carry it in, a power cable, network cable and a mouse just to make it useful!
• Nokia mobile phones - Just shit. Made for simple people with no idea. 'Do you want to turn me off?". Of course I want to fucking turn you off...That's why I'm pressing this stupid button harder than I probably should have to for longer than it takes me to take a shit!!!
• Colds and the Flu - Pointless. Enough to make me feel like shit but not enough to get me off work or to make sexy nurses fill me full of morphine. What's the point!

More to come I'm sure....