Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Canary Wharf Annual Fishing Competition...
Not a great quality picture...but the sign says "No Fishing". Genius.
Mr Shaw....Classy man!!
We do this on the tube every Saturday night, because we're posh and you're not!
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Good spam...
I receive this from someone in work every now and again, but I think it's actually quite funny.
It's apparently a list of actual entries in the Qantas maintenance logs:
P = The problem logged by the pilot. S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough. S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're there for.
P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with words.
P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed.
It's apparently a list of actual entries in the Qantas maintenance logs:
P = The problem logged by the pilot. S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough. S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're there for.
P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with words.
P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed.
Friday, November 18, 2005
Most Wanted
Monday, November 07, 2005
David Davis to 'woo wristband generation'
This seems like a good idea. Target the things that young people dislike - racism, bullying, cancer etc. The only flaw, and it's a pretty big flaw, is that most of the 'wristband generation' have no idea what the wristband they're wearing stands for - they just know it's fashionable. They buy replica wristbands from market stalls (rather than the actual ones that donate money to charity).
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4413690.stm
The fact of the matter is, the reason Labour have done so well over the years is that they have taken all of what was succesful about the Conservative government and made it their own. All the Conservatives have left are the 'stuffy right wing' policies which alienate a large number of voters. By voting for New Labour people get to vote Conservative without actually having to tick the Conservative box!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4413690.stm
The fact of the matter is, the reason Labour have done so well over the years is that they have taken all of what was succesful about the Conservative government and made it their own. All the Conservatives have left are the 'stuffy right wing' policies which alienate a large number of voters. By voting for New Labour people get to vote Conservative without actually having to tick the Conservative box!
Friday, November 04, 2005
Slowing down while passing a crash...
This is a blog full of pictures of fires and car crashes that this guy is called out to (he's a firefighter).
http://43firefighter.blogspot.com/
strangely intriguing.
http://43firefighter.blogspot.com/
strangely intriguing.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Sunny light mornings..Great!
No, it's bollocks. Why the hells should the clocks go back an hour in the winter making it darker in the evenings? Farmers? What? Yes, well. Just so they can shag their sheep in the light and count their subsidy stockpile without turning on money wasting lights?!
The clocks should go forward in the winter - Lets leave summer time as it is (so an hour ahead of now) and then the winter should be GMT+2.
The clocks should go forward in the winter - Lets leave summer time as it is (so an hour ahead of now) and then the winter should be GMT+2.
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