This Train Terminates Here

this ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ths)pron. pl. these (thz)
1. a. Used to refer to the person or thing present, nearby, or just mentioned: This is my cat. These are my tools.
b. Used to refer to what is about to be said: Now don't laugh when you hear this.
c. Used to refer to the present event, action, or time: said he'd be back before this.
2. Used to indicate the nearer or the more immediate one: This is mine and that is yours.

train ( P ) Pronunciation Key (trn)n.

1. A series of connected railroad cars pulled or pushed by one or more locomotives.
2. A long line of moving people, animals, or vehicles.
3. The personnel, vehicles, and equipment following and providing supplies and services to a combat unit.
4. A part of a gown that trails behind the wearer.
5. A staff of people following in attendance; a retinue.
6. a. An orderly succession of related events or thoughts; a sequence. See Synonyms at series.
   b. A series of consequences wrought by an event; aftermath.
7. A set of linked mechanical parts: a train of gears.
8. A string of gunpowder that acts as a fuse for exploding a charge.

ter·mi·nate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tûrm-nt)v. ter·mi·nat·ed, ter·mi·nat·ing, ter·mi·nates

v. tr.

1. To bring to an end or halt: “His action terminated the most hopeful period of reform in Prussian history” (Gordon A. Craig).
2. To occur at or form the end of; conclude or finish: a display of fireworks that terminated the festivities.
3. To discontinue the employment of; dismiss: a company that terminated 300 workers.

v. intr.

1. To come to an end: The oil pipeline terminates at a shipping port. Negotiations terminated yesterday. See Synonyms at complete.
2. To have as an end or result: “The Peloponnesian war... terminated in the ruin of the Athenian commonwealth” (Alexander Hamilton).

here ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hîr)adv.

1. At or in this place: Stop here for a rest.
2. At this time; now: We'll adjourn the meeting here and discuss remaining issues after lunch.
3. At or on this point, detail, or item: Here I must disagree.
4. In the present life or condition.
5. To this place; hither: Come here, please.

So get off the bloody train!!! Don't hang around just outside the door when everyone else is trying to get off saying "But I'm going to West Hampstead". But this train isn't! You knobheads!

Whoaaaa.....

If I'm not very much mistaken (which I'm not in this instance), this blog has been active for over twelve months!! That's a year!! One whole year and only 45 bloody posts to show for it!!

Well, so what has happened to me in the last 12 months? Not much is pretty much the answer. But here is a brief listing of the things I can remember:

Got a job, quit a job, got another job [still there], lost my glasses, got some new ones [and a spare pair, you never know], broke my glasses, tried contact lenses [still undecided really], woke up in Heathrow, woke up in Morden [x4], woke up in Beckton [too many times to count], woke up in Tottenham [4+], woke up in wood green (etc), moved house, fell over, went to Morocco, lost 12 fez's, bought some dodgy shirts, wore some dodgy shirts [a lot], bought a new digital camera [see pictures section of web site], lost a phone, lost my wallet, broke a watch, lost a watch, went to the Isle of Wight Festival, saw Parkinson being filmed, got a new passport, got further into debt, watched one film in the cinema [yes, really, only one], became a vegetarian [lasted 7 months, now unsure of future], lost 2 stone in weight, tried the Atkins diet [before becoming a veggie obviously!], .....I'm sure there's more (and bloody hell there better be!!. Maybe I'll add them as time goes on.

Smooooth...

This is how to impress the ladies!

Well, no, it's not. And it's not as if we could have impressed these 'ladies'. They were advertising WKD (that crap drink that comes in different colours..tastes like bubblegum [no, not actual bubblegum, but the drink of the same name which was supposed to taste like bubblegum but didn't really. Bit paradoxical this..who decided that the 'bubblegum' drink wouldn't actually taste like bubblegum but would be remembered by people of our age for ever as the actual taste of bubblegum?]. Anyway, they were advertising this, or promoting it, or whatever, and they were kind enough to let us take a picture of them (and us).

If you bent over to pick up something (Like a straw, eh, John?), then you could see that they were wearing pink frilly (is that how you spell it) knicknacks*. Apparently.



*couldn't bring myself to write 'knickers' as this would cement the fact that I was actually talking about staring up someone's skirt.

Bored.....

Not that anyone will ever post anything, but seeing as they are free...why not...

Star Wars is Rubbish

Just wanted to say that, mainly because this way I will get to the top of google when people search for the above phrase (surprisingly, it's not a common phrase uttered on the internet, odd that). And just for good measure.....

Star Wars is Shit
Shit is Star Wars (Geddit!?).
Star Wars is Crap
Star Wars molested my dog
Star Wars likes small boys
George Lucas is a crap director

A Giraffe's Arse. Nice.
Posted by Bathers