"I consider, this is what you call for"

I've started receiving a lot of spam recently (had managed to avoid it for a while but it soon catches up with you). Now I hate spam (obviously) and I don't see how anyone responds to them - especially judging by what I've been receiving lately. Below are copies of two e-mails I have been sent recently....Anyone know what they're talking about?

E-mail 1:
Subject: I Consider, this is what you call for
Text:
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E-Mail 2:
Subject: You can transmute to the unexcelled human for your girl.
Text:
My tablets is used to remedy cavernous dysfunction, likewise renowned as an inability to copulate. This is in case a man can't procure, or retain, a stony tumid phallus appropriate for sexual action.This remedy is :

• suitable to be used as a discharge foil
• has key vantage over other specific
• can act for 4 days
• can erect up in the physical structure

hmmm..